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'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'Democracy, okay?'

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Arms Industry increases sales by 8.5%

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

"Tell me again. Do we weaponize, then monetize, or the other way around?"

'Of course I will! Hey, I can't go wrong - my brother is a divorce lawyer and my dad is a gun dealer!'

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

The Unknown Military Contractor

Arms dealer - "Off the record, your neighbour just bought the newest FX12 missiles!"

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

'Yeah, yeah, the ammo is included. ... OK, so remember - anyone asks? You've never seen me before in your life.'

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Global Arms Trade

Shopping for weapons: As Minister of Defence, I like to find the best bang for the taxpayers' buck!

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

Zues throwing lightning bolts with gun!

'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

"The men are excited about getting to shoot a lawyer."