Firearms Dealer Prints

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Bribes for Jabs

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

'Democracy, okay?'

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

General Motors.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

Arms Industry increases sales by 8.5%

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

'Of course I will! Hey, I can't go wrong - my brother is a divorce lawyer and my dad is a gun dealer!'

"Tell me again. Do we weaponize, then monetize, or the other way around?"

What?

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

The Unknown Military Contractor

"It's not like we sold the Saudis the swords for the executions...we didn't, did we?"

Arms dealer - "Off the record, your neighbour just bought the newest FX12 missiles!"

Global Arms Trade

Shopping for weapons: As Minister of Defence, I like to find the best bang for the taxpayers' buck!

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

Zues throwing lightning bolts with gun!

'Yeah, yeah, the ammo is included. ... OK, so remember - anyone asks? You've never seen me before in your life.'

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

"The men are excited about getting to shoot a lawyer."