Firearm Dealer Pillows

'Yep, this model was recalled. But you're the first customer to bring back a used one.'

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'Democracy, okay?'

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Arms Industry increases sales by 8.5%

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

'Of course I will! Hey, I can't go wrong - my brother is a divorce lawyer and my dad is a gun dealer!'

"Tell me again. Do we weaponize, then monetize, or the other way around?"

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

The Unknown Military Contractor

Arms dealer - "Off the record, your neighbour just bought the newest FX12 missiles!"

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

Shopping for weapons: As Minister of Defence, I like to find the best bang for the taxpayers' buck!

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

Global Arms Trade

Zues throwing lightning bolts with gun!

'Yeah, yeah, the ammo is included. ... OK, so remember - anyone asks? You've never seen me before in your life.'

'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.

"The men are excited about getting to shoot a lawyer."