Arms Trader Pillows

"It slices! It dices!"

"It's a completely ethical water canon: it uses soft water only."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'Democracy, okay?'

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

Arms Industry increases sales by 8.5%

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

'Of course I will! Hey, I can't go wrong - my brother is a divorce lawyer and my dad is a gun dealer!'

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

"Tell me again. Do we weaponize, then monetize, or the other way around?"

The Unknown Military Contractor

Arms dealer - "Off the record, your neighbour just bought the newest FX12 missiles!"

A knight struggling to fit into his armour

'Yeah, yeah, the ammo is included. ... OK, so remember - anyone asks? You've never seen me before in your life.'

Global Arms Trade

Shopping for weapons: As Minister of Defence, I like to find the best bang for the taxpayers' buck!

'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'

The Queens Own Arms Salesmen Parade

'Before our weapons are used to destroy the planet we should drink the profit away!'

Weapons market

Mega arms corp.

"Is there actually someone who is not involved in Syria?"

'Yep, this model was recalled. But you're the first customer to bring back a used one.'

TEN-HUN!

MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for

'It's a steal once you realise what a negotiated settlement costs.'