Arms Trader Gifts

Searching for a gift that captures the bold spirit of an arms trader? Our collection of witty and thoughtful items is designed for those who navigate international markets with a dash of humor. Perfect for birthdays, promotions, or just because, these gifts bring a lighthearted touch to a serious profession.

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"It slices! It dices!"

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"It's a completely ethical water canon: it uses soft water only."

"It's a completely ethical water canon: it uses soft water only." mockup

"It's a completely ethical water canon: it uses soft water only."

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Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

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"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

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'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'There's too much corruption in the third world.' mockup

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

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'Democracy, okay?'

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AUKUS Deal Annoys France

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The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise. mockup

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

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"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots." mockup

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

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"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!" mockup

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

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Arms Industry increases sales by 8.5% mockup

Arms Industry increases sales by 8.5%

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European Arms Proliferation - 1860's mockup

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

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'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?' mockup

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

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'Of course I will! Hey, I can't go wrong - my brother is a divorce lawyer and my dad is a gun dealer!'

'Of course I will! Hey, I can't go wrong - my brother is a divorce lawyer and my dad is a gun dealer!' mockup

'Of course I will! Hey, I can't go wrong - my brother is a divorce lawyer and my dad is a gun dealer!'

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Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down. mockup

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

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"Tell me again. Do we weaponize, then monetize, or the other way around?"

"Tell me again. Do we weaponize, then monetize, or the other way around?" mockup

"Tell me again. Do we weaponize, then monetize, or the other way around?"

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The Unknown Military Contractor

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Arms dealer - "Off the record, your neighbour just bought the newest FX12 missiles!"

Arms dealer - "Off the record, your neighbour just bought the newest FX12 missiles!" mockup

Arms dealer - "Off the record, your neighbour just bought the newest FX12 missiles!"

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A knight struggling to fit into his armour

A knight struggling to fit into his armour mockup

A knight struggling to fit into his armour

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'Yeah, yeah, the ammo is included. ... OK, so remember - anyone asks? You've never seen me before in your life.'

'Yeah, yeah, the ammo is included. ... OK, so remember - anyone asks? You've never seen me before in your life.' mockup

'Yeah, yeah, the ammo is included. ... OK, so remember - anyone asks? You've never seen me before in your life.'

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Global Arms Trade

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Shopping for weapons: As Minister of Defence, I like to find the best bang for the taxpayers' buck!

Shopping for weapons: As Minister of Defence, I like to find the best bang for the taxpayers' buck! mockup

Shopping for weapons: As Minister of Defence, I like to find the best bang for the taxpayers' buck!

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'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'

'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.' mockup

'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'

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The Queens Own Arms Salesmen Parade mockup

The Queens Own Arms Salesmen Parade

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'Before our weapons are used to destroy the planet we should drink the profit away!'

'Before our weapons are used to destroy the planet we should drink the profit away!' mockup

'Before our weapons are used to destroy the planet we should drink the profit away!'

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Weapons market

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Mega arms corp.

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"Is there actually someone who is not involved in Syria?"

"Is there actually someone who is not involved in Syria?" mockup

"Is there actually someone who is not involved in Syria?"

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'Yep, this model was recalled. But you're the first customer to bring back a used one.'

'Yep, this model was recalled. But you're the first customer to bring back a used one.' mockup

'Yep, this model was recalled. But you're the first customer to bring back a used one.'

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TEN-HUN!

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MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for mockup

MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for

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'It's a steal once you realise what a negotiated settlement costs.'

'It's a steal once you realise what a negotiated settlement costs.' mockup

'It's a steal once you realise what a negotiated settlement costs.'

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Arms Trader Gifts Collection

Arms Trader Mugs

Discover our range of witty mugs designed specifically for arms traders—perfect for their morning coffee or afternoon tea.

Arms Trader Pillows

Explore our playful pillows that bring a humorous edge to any seating area, ideal for the arms trader with a sense of fun.

Arms Trader Prints

Add some personality to their space with our prints celebrating the bold world of arms trading, infused with clever humor.

Arms Trader T-Shirts

Find the perfect humorous t-shirt for arms traders who like to combine style with a little professional pride.