Arms Trader Gifts

"It slices! It dices!"

"It's a completely ethical water canon: it uses soft water only."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

'Democracy, okay?'

AUKUS Deal Annoys France

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Arms Industry increases sales by 8.5%

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

'Of course I will! Hey, I can't go wrong - my brother is a divorce lawyer and my dad is a gun dealer!'

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

"Tell me again. Do we weaponize, then monetize, or the other way around?"

The Unknown Military Contractor

"It's not like we sold the Saudis the swords for the executions...we didn't, did we?"

Arms dealer - "Off the record, your neighbour just bought the newest FX12 missiles!"

Global Arms Trade

Shopping for weapons: As Minister of Defence, I like to find the best bang for the taxpayers' buck!

'Yeah, yeah, the ammo is included. ... OK, so remember - anyone asks? You've never seen me before in your life.'

A knight struggling to fit into his armour

'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'

Weapons market

Mega arms corp.

"Is there actually someone who is not involved in Syria?"

Obama Sells Out to Both Sides in Syria

'Before our weapons are used to destroy the planet we should drink the profit away!'

The Queens Own Arms Salesmen Parade

War and Peace, Made in USA

'Yep, this model was recalled. But you're the first customer to bring back a used one.'

TEN-HUN!

MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for