Arms Dealers Gifts

'And after the bankers, lawyers, politicians, marketing experts and arms dealers have taken their profits the meek shall inherit whatever is left of the earth...'

Show your missiles, pardnuh!

Bribes for Jabs

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

'Democracy, okay?'

General Motors.

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

Arms Industry increases sales by 8.5%

What?

'Of course I will! Hey, I can't go wrong - my brother is a divorce lawyer and my dad is a gun dealer!'

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

"Tell me again. Do we weaponize, then monetize, or the other way around?"

The Unknown Military Contractor

Arms dealer - "Off the record, your neighbour just bought the newest FX12 missiles!"

"It's not like we sold the Saudis the swords for the executions...we didn't, did we?"

Shopping for weapons: As Minister of Defence, I like to find the best bang for the taxpayers' buck!

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Global Arms Trade

Zues throwing lightning bolts with gun!

'Yeah, yeah, the ammo is included. ... OK, so remember - anyone asks? You've never seen me before in your life.'

A knight struggling to fit into his armour

"Red 14...No, it's black 23, no, no..it's..."

'I have no time to see a salesman, I've got a battle to fight.'

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

"The men are excited about getting to shoot a lawyer."

Pistols at dawn.

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.