Arms Salesman Gifts

Searching for the ideal gift for an arms salesman? Explore our collection of witty, profession-themed items designed to celebrate their skills and personality. Whether it's for a birthday, promotion, or just because, find something that reflects their trade with humor and charm.

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The Queens Own Arms Salesmen Parade mockup

The Queens Own Arms Salesmen Parade

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"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass." mockup

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

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"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel." mockup

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

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Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes. mockup

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

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"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

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"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?" mockup

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

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'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.' mockup

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

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Lethal Presentation

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Sales chart is buildings in background. mockup

Sales chart is buildings in background.

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'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.' mockup

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

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Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children. mockup

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

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The Salesman

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STRIP Hambone: Paper work

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"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?" mockup

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

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"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

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'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!' mockup

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

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"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?" mockup

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

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'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

'There's too much corruption in the third world.' mockup

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

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"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

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"I love your optimism."

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"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man." mockup

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

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'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?' mockup

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

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You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy." mockup

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

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"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?" mockup

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

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"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber." mockup

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

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"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!" mockup

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

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Sales.

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"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!" mockup

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

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Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business. mockup

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

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"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert." mockup

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

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Changing Room Decisions

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We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...' mockup

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

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Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?' mockup

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

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"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?" mockup

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

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Arms Salesman Gifts Collection

Arms Salesman Mugs

Explore our range of mugs specially designed for arms salesmen—perfect for mornings and caffeine-fueled negotiations.

Arms Salesman Pillows

Bring humor and personality to their living space with pillows designed for arms salesmen. Stylish and funny, they’re a great gift idea.

Arms Salesman Prints

Enhance their workspace with prints that celebrate the arms trade—humorous, bold, and perfect for inspiring or amusing any dedicated professional.

Arms Salesman T-Shirts

Check out our collection of witty t-shirts for arms salesmen—ideal for workdays, weekends, or casual outings that showcase their profession with pride.