Gun Salesman T-Shirts

'Can't you see I'm busy?' - Machine Gun salesman rejected during battle.

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

Larry's used art

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Lethal Presentation

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

The Salesman

Gun laws US

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Mister Pretty Shoes

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

"I love your optimism."

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'It seats two comfortably.'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

Salesman I-Pad Business Card

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

Mohammad's motors