Gun Dealer T-Shirts

"Do you have any organic bullets?"

"I see Daddy's back from the gun show."

'Yeah, yeah, the ammo is included. ... OK, so remember - anyone asks? You've never seen me before in your life.'

'Of course I will! Hey, I can't go wrong - my brother is a divorce lawyer and my dad is a gun dealer!'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Bribes for Jabs

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

'Democracy, okay?'

General Motors.

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

Arms Industry increases sales by 8.5%

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

Remounts for the Yeomanry

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

What?

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

Mean Sheriff.

The Unknown Military Contractor

"It's not like we sold the Saudis the swords for the executions...we didn't, did we?"

Arms dealer - "Off the record, your neighbour just bought the newest FX12 missiles!"

Global Arms Trade

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."