Gun Dealer Mugs

"Do you have any organic bullets?"

"I see Daddy's back from the gun show."

'Yeah, yeah, the ammo is included. ... OK, so remember - anyone asks? You've never seen me before in your life.'

'Of course I will! Hey, I can't go wrong - my brother is a divorce lawyer and my dad is a gun dealer!'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'Democracy, okay?'

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

Arms Industry increases sales by 8.5%

Remounts for the Yeomanry

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'It's working! He's coming closer! Make the sound again!'

Mean Sheriff.

The Unknown Military Contractor

Arms dealer - "Off the record, your neighbour just bought the newest FX12 missiles!"

'Hey, none of us like having to fly south every year, but couldn't you have taken a bus?'

Global Arms Trade

A great bargain. - To be sold - the property of an officer going abroad

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

Shopping for weapons: As Minister of Defence, I like to find the best bang for the taxpayers' buck!

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms