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"Is there actually someone who is not involved in Syria?"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"But I use all of them!"

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

'Democracy, okay?'

Progress?

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

Arms Industry increases sales by 8.5%

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

European Arms Proliferation - 1860's

Music to their ears.

'What do you mean it doesn't work? It's not rocket science!'

Mr. Linkinwater intimates his approval of Nicholas

Ancient Weapons

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

"Tell me again. Do we weaponize, then monetize, or the other way around?"

'Of course I will! Hey, I can't go wrong - my brother is a divorce lawyer and my dad is a gun dealer!'

"The bomb destroys only all life but not object! This means that our troops can have fun plundering and pillaging. War doesn't have to be inhuman, right?"

'I know it doesn't look like much, but have you ever been shot in the face with a p****d off cat?'

High end of the market...

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

The Jumping Tank

Captain Thomas Coram.

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

The Unknown Military Contractor

Arms dealer - "Off the record, your neighbour just bought the newest FX12 missiles!"

Frank and Ernie's Cactus and Balloon Shop. This may be the worst idea we've ever had.

"It's not like we sold the Saudis the swords for the executions...we didn't, did we?"