Armament Gifts

'Although our tank does not deal with hostility in a positive way, gentlemen, it certainly deals with hostility in an effective way.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Nuclear Proliferation

"But I use all of them!"

Progress?

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

A dog whose nose is a gun.

Christmas Craftwork

Knight with paint tin on his head.

The Bronze Age of Television

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Ancient Weapons

"Tell me again. Do we weaponize, then monetize, or the other way around?"

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Really big bang

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

Panzer Hut.

"Can Interest you in something new?"

'Razed any good cities lately?'

Zues throwing lightning bolts with gun!

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

'That's four million, one hundred and eighty straight misses, Mr Fenson. Your shooting has gone all to hell.'

Pistols at dawn.

A Redneck Cupid with a shotgun about to fire open a Boy and Girl redneck couple.