Defense Equipment Gifts

'And I thought you were under-equipped.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

dog vs UFO...

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

How the US Succeeded in Afghanistan

Nuclear Proliferation

"But I use all of them!"

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

Progress?

I Want to be a Drone President

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

US fears missile competition.

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

Boomerang

"Tell Congress we need a super duper hypersonic missile."

Robo Sapiens

Tank. Building this vehicle will create jobs and stimulate growth! He's given new meaning to the phrase "The economy's in the tank"!

How To Cut The Defense Budget

A dog whose nose is a gun.

Cyberwarfare

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

The House Always Wins

The Bronze Age of Television

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

"Here we go....in-flight refueling."

Bomb Back Better

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

Ancient Weapons

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."