Defense Equipment Pillows

'And I thought you were under-equipped.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

dog vs UFO...

Nuclear Proliferation

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"But I use all of them!"

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"I'm gonna want that taxidermied."

US fears missile competition.

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

Progress?

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

How To Cut The Defense Budget

Cyberwarfare

"Tell Congress we need a super duper hypersonic missile."

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

A dog whose nose is a gun.

The Bronze Age of Television

'WOW! Did anyone see the recoil on this baby?'

Ancient Weapons

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"Here we go....in-flight refueling."

'What's wrong, people? You wanna be sooper-dooper safe, don't you?'