Defense Pillows

"Do the M.O.D allow many of their staff to work from home?"

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

"Sir, we are asking for $579 billion and 37 cents. How can you say our requests are too vague?"

"How many of those 'email blasts' are we talking about, General."

"Your call has been put into a queue..."

'Looks good, but we'd better run it by legal first.'

Bomb sales to India.

dog vs UFO...

Borisk Time for Nuclear warheads

"Tell Congress we need a super duper hypersonic missile."

The Ukraine Trap

Satan 2

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

US fears missile competition.

"Here's the weak point."

'The attack will have to wait until tomorrow Congressman. Today is furlough day. . .'

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

Of Congress can't come to an agreement on a spending plan...

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"

Defensive EU

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

"War is hell...but peace is hell for the defense budget."

'Where was I on the night of the 7th of August? I was home washing my hair.'

Soldier trying to catch bomb with a cushion

Pete Hegseth Military Caricature

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

No Tread on Me

Defense Spending.

If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.