Defense Warrior Pillows

'Yes... the truth will set you free... but so will a damn good attorney.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

dog vs UFO...

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

Human Rights for All

I'm not sure they understood what I was getting at. Yeah, they all looked confused, didn't they?

"And finally, I implore the jury not to take my clients lack of alibi and blatant lies out of context."

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

Internet Cafe.

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"Have you got any arguments why the world should trust in US policy?"

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

Old administration and torture.

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"Here's the weak point."

"Tell Congress we need a super duper hypersonic missile."

'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.'

'You are about to become professionals. You will no longer work for free. You will work pro bono.'

New York Corruption - 'Wholesale and Retail' - Double Standards in Dealing with NY Thieves

Mission accomplished.

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

'Iraq had no WMD's? Iran has no nukes? Surely there must be some terror-producing country to keep Americans frightened, and in support of big defense spending!'

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

Roman Emperor Trump Pointing to El Salvador