Protection Warrior Pillows

'I don't take telemarketing calls during dinner time. Can I call you back during your dinner time?'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Anti-war libra.

Privacy - Surveillance

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

Desert Dermatologist

I'm not sure they understood what I was getting at. Yeah, they all looked confused, didn't they?

Information about information about information about information.

Big Brother.

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

"I dunno...ask him."

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Keystone XL

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

"It's not easy being green…"

Information Security

The Seahoover

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'

Social security.

Clean air.

"Mind if we go through the Park? There's this ailing ginkgo tree I want to check on."