Protection Warrior Prints

'I don't take telemarketing calls during dinner time. Can I call you back during your dinner time?'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Anti-war libra.

Privacy - Surveillance

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

Desert Dermatologist

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

I'm not sure they understood what I was getting at. Yeah, they all looked confused, didn't they?

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

Information about information about information about information.

Big Brother.

"I dunno...ask him."

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

The West Stealing the Resources of the East.

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Keystone XL

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'

The Seahoover

OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!

"It's not easy being green…"

'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

Information Security

Social security.

Clean air.