'I don't take telemarketing calls during dinner time. Can I call you back during your dinner time?'
Protection Warrior Gifts
Looking for a unique way to honor your protection warrior? Our collection features clever, creatively designed products that highlight their bravery and steadfastness. Whether they’re a devoted defender or just someone who loves a good laugh, find a perfect gift that captures their spirit. From funny mugs to inspiring prints, celebrate their strength in style.
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'
'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'
The Jolly Green Giant Squid
'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'
'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'
"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."
Anti-war libra.
Privacy - Surveillance
"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"
"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."
Desert Dermatologist
Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.
I'm not sure they understood what I was getting at. Yeah, they all looked confused, didn't they?
'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'
Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.
Information about information about information about information.
Big Brother.
"I dunno...ask him."
"I am totally ready for this presentation."
The West Stealing the Resources of the East.
'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'
"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"
'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'
Keystone XL
'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'
The Seahoover
OH NO - Here come the wet-wipes..!!!
"It's not easy being green…"
'I'm building an ark because the polar ice caps are melting.'
"His commute to work's been getting shorter."
Information Security
Social security.
Clean air.
Protection Warrior Gifts Collection
Protection Warrior Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring protection warriors—bring humor and strength to their daily routine with a specially designed cup.
Protection Warrior Pillows
Browse our protection warrior pillows—add a humorous and inspirational touch to their living space with comfy, creative designs.
Protection Warrior Prints
Discover inspiring protection warrior prints—perfect for decorating their space and celebrating their dedication with a creative flair.
Protection Warrior T-Shirts
Check out our protection warrior t-shirts—blend wit and heroism in casual style that celebrates their brave spirit.