Sun Protection Warrior Gifts

Desert Dermatologist

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

S.P.F. 1,000

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

Leaf blowers at dawn.

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Sunblock

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

"For goodness sake Robert! Put some sun-cream on..."

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

Sunburn Smilie

Couple sunbathing with paint gloss.

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

'Put some more lotion on, that sun's burning you.'

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

'... No, I'm sorry, the doctor can't see you right now. Today's his prior authorization day.'

" I can't pay you, but your work will get plenty of exposure."

'I'm afraid neither your insurance nor your immune system will cover it.'

One last question before i take the job.

Emergency sunscreen.

'Did you remember sunscreen?'