Sun Protection Warrior Gifts

Desert Dermatologist

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

S.P.F. 1,000

Icarus, you are not flying anywhere until you put on some sunscreen.

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

Leaf blowers at dawn.

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

Sunblock

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.

Sunblock. I wonder what Icarus is up to.

"For goodness sake Robert! Put some sun-cream on..."

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

'Put some more lotion on, that sun's burning you.'

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

"It screams, 'I'm bold, proud, and require ample sun protection.'"

"We come all this way to relax in the sun, then lug all this stuff to protect it from us."

Sunburn Smilie

Couple sunbathing with paint gloss.

'... No, I'm sorry, the doctor can't see you right now. Today's his prior authorization day.'

" I can't pay you, but your work will get plenty of exposure."

One last question before i take the job.

Emergency sunscreen.

'I'm afraid neither your insurance nor your immune system will cover it.'