Sun Protection Enthusiast Gifts

"Meaning of life? Don't skimp on the sunscreen."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'See you in two weeks!'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Beach flirting

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

S.P.F. 1,000

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Summer Energy

Desert Dermatologist

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

'I love us when we're tan.'

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

Man sunbathing on the beach.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

Sunblock

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

"Holy moly!"

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Spring.

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

"He's so happy it's finally sunny and warm, he's been standing out here like that for hours."

'Hey, Mom, you have a farmer's tan.'

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

Pass the SPF 20,000

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."