Sunblock Enthusiast Gifts

Today will be a scorcher! So if you're heading out to the beach, don't forget your sunblock...

Total Scum Block

'All set for your sunblock, dear?!'

To encourage the kids to wear sunscreen, Bonnie used age-enhancing software.

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.

" ... because this job is dangerous enough without having to worry about dry, flaky skin."

"I know you're anxious about the sun but he really will be OK with factor 50."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Beach flirting

First Word

S.P.F. 1,000

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

Man sunbathing on the beach.

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Sunblock

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

"Holy moly!"

A well-known poet lives on this street. Building Supplies. I just need one. She authored a prize-winning screenplay. That offensive lineman is a novelist. My journalist friend is rejecting calls from my number. It's frustrating. I just can't escape writer's block.

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

Pass the SPF 20,000

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

'Glorious day'

'Marcie has her own way of cooking ribs low and slow--she takes them with her to the tanning salon.'

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

Sunburn.

Sunbloc 1000