Sunblock Enthusiast Gifts

Today will be a scorcher! So if you're heading out to the beach, don't forget your sunblock...

Total Scum Block

'All set for your sunblock, dear?!'

Academics at the Beach: Professor Stints wears his patented total sun-blocking suit.

"I know you're anxious about the sun but he really will be OK with factor 50."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Beach flirting

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

First Word

S.P.F. 1,000

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Man sunbathing on the beach.

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"Holy moly!"

Sunblock

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

Pass the SPF 20,000

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

'Marcie has her own way of cooking ribs low and slow--she takes them with her to the tanning salon.'

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

'Glorious day'

Sunburn.

Sunbloc 1000

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

Snowman with Sunblock

Egyptian umbrella