Sun Care Enthusiast Gifts

"Geez- you used all the sunscreen?"

'After you're shorn, come and see me: I have sunscreen...'

"Holy moly!"

Sunbathers.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'See you in two weeks!'

Beach flirting

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

S.P.F. 1,000

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

Summer Energy

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Back to school.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

A gap between the solar panels

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

'I love us when we're tan.'

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

Man sunbathing on the beach.

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'