Sun Tan Enthusiast Gifts

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'See you in two weeks!'

Beach flirting

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Summer Energy

'Trucker's tan?'

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

A gap between the solar panels

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

'I love us when we're tan.'

Man sunbathing on the beach.

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'Don't you think your Jim has taken getting his favourite sun lounger as far as it can go?'

'You're new here, aren't you?'

"Holy moly!"

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

Sunblock

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'