Tanning Enthusiasts Gifts

Cheap tanning lamp with price still on.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

'Trucker's tan?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

'I love us when we're tan.'

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Sunblock

'You're new here, aren't you?'

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'Medium well, please.'

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

Gym/Tan/Donut

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

"High time!"

Sun Umbrella

'Did you just curdle?'

Tanning Machine on the beach

The Adventures of Morton - Sensitive skin.

Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!

'Stan, you are assistant bank manager now, no more sunning yourself during lunch.'

"Edgar! I told you not to fall asleep under the sun!"

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'

Emergency sunscreen.

"What was she thinking?!?"

"You really need some sun."