Tanning Aficionado Gifts

"High time!"

'Did you just curdle?'

'And I'm'm not coming out of there 'til I'm amber!'

"What was she thinking?!?"

The Sunbathing Wheel

'Can I smell fake tan?'

Nuclear Tanning

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

'Medium well, please.'

Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!

Fake Man

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Trucker's tan?'

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

'I love us when we're tan.'

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

Sunblock

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

"Worst case of dry scalp ever!"

Botox sharpei

'Medium well, please.'

Gym/Tan/Donut

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'