Tanning Aficionado Gifts

Solar powered tanning bed.

"High time!"

'Did you just curdle?'

'And I'm'm not coming out of there 'til I'm amber!'

"What was she thinking?!?"

You're not fooling anyone with the spray-on tan, Judy.

The Sunbathing Wheel

'Can I smell fake tan?'

Nuclear Tanning

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

'Medium well, please.'

Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!

Fake Man

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Trucker's tan?'

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

'I love us when we're tan.'

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

'Whoa,Man!...(Phew!)...Boy,that was a close shave!'

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

Sunblock

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

"Worst case of dry scalp ever!"

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'