Tanning Bed Aficionado Gifts

Coming off a sunbed with a stripy tan.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Trucker's tan?'

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Sunblock

"Worst case of dry scalp ever!"

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'Medium well, please.'

Botox sharpei

"Rare, medium or well done?"

Gym/Tan/Donut

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

"High time!"

'Did you just curdle?'

Sun Umbrella

Tanning Machine on the beach

'Stan, you are assistant bank manager now, no more sunning yourself during lunch.'

"Edgar! I told you not to fall asleep under the sun!"

Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'