Tanning Bed Aficionado Gifts

Coming off a sunbed with a stripy tan.

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Trucker's tan?'

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Sunblock

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

"Worst case of dry scalp ever!"

Botox sharpei

'Medium well, please.'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

Gym/Tan/Donut

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

Frank was engrossed in his book --- He lost track of time and got a sunburn! Now he's well-read and well-red!

"High time!"

'Did you just curdle?'

Sun Umbrella

'It started out as a pup tent, but it ended up as some sort of homage to Frank Gehry.'

'Stan, you are assistant bank manager now, no more sunning yourself during lunch.'

Tanning Machine on the beach

"Edgar! I told you not to fall asleep under the sun!"

Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.