Tanning Fanatic Gifts

W"ell yes. I do use a sunbed! Why do you ask?"

Sorry, Mr. Icarus, no refunds. Tanning Salon. Booth VII.

All-Over Tans — First Session Free!

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Trucker's tan?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'I love us when we're tan.'

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Sunblock

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'Medium well, please.'

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

Frank was engrossed in his book --- He lost track of time and got a sunburn! Now he's well-read and well-red!

Gym/Tan/Donut

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

"Rare, medium or well done?"

"High time!"

Sun Umbrella

'Did you just curdle?'

Tanning Machine on the beach

Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!

'I'm sure I'm getting worry lines worring if this anti wrinkle cream is working!'

'Stan, you are assistant bank manager now, no more sunning yourself during lunch.'

Bad Hair Day

Beauty Products - for women, and for men (exactly the same, but with turbo added).