Tanning Fanatic Gifts

W"ell yes. I do use a sunbed! Why do you ask?"

All-Over Tans — First Session Free!

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Trucker's tan?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'I love us when we're tan.'

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Sunblock

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'Medium well, please.'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

Gym/Tan/Donut

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

"High time!"

Sun Umbrella

'Did you just curdle?'

'Stan, you are assistant bank manager now, no more sunning yourself during lunch.'

Beauty Products - for women, and for men (exactly the same, but with turbo added).

"Edgar! I told you not to fall asleep under the sun!"

Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!

Tanning Machine on the beach

'I'm sure I'm getting worry lines worring if this anti wrinkle cream is working!'

Bad Hair Day

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'Ethel? It's Kay! A couple of those cheap lights in the tanning bed burned out again.'