Sun Tan Fanatic Gifts

Man sun bathing from Earth to the Sun

"Edgar! I told you not to fall asleep under the sun!"

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'See you in two weeks!'

Beach flirting

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

S.P.F. 1,000

Summer Energy

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

'Trucker's tan?'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Man sunbathing on the beach.

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

'I love us when we're tan.'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

Sunblock

"Holy moly!"

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'Medium well, please.'