Sun Tan Fanatic Pillows

Man sun bathing from Earth to the Sun

"Edgar! I told you not to fall asleep under the sun!"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

'See you in two weeks!'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Beach flirting

S.P.F. 1,000

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Summer Energy

'Trucker's tan?'

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

Man sunbathing on the beach.

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

'I love us when we're tan.'

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"Holy moly!"

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

Sunblock

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

Spring.

'Medium well, please.'

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"