Sunscreen Fanatic Pillows

S.P.F. 1,000

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Did you check the SPF, dear?"

'Well, Mr. 'I don't need any sunblock', what have you got to say for yourself now?'

"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."

Beach flirting

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Apply that ointment as directed and call me if the growth does not reduce or it starts to talk.'

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

"Sure I used drugs when I was your age, but they were all prescribed for acne."

Man sunbathing on the beach.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"It's a belly button thermometer. When it pops up, I'm done!"

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

Sun Screen Denial - I Don't burn...

The US election is over.

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"George, I think factor 50 would probably be enough."

"Holy moly!"

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

"You were smart to come see, Mr. Lewis. These moles on your back definitely look suspicious."

"Worst case of dry scalp ever!"

Botox sharpei

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

'Please don't cover me with hot sand, Dear. It makes my skin so oily.'

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

Pass the SPF 20,000

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

How melanoma researchers take family summer vacations.

"Sorry sir - our sun screen only goes up to Factor - 100..."

'I'm sure I'm getting worry lines worring if this anti wrinkle cream is working!'

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