Tan Fanatic Gifts

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Emergency sunscreen.

'I love us when we're tan.'

Painting by numbers sun oil.

'They had a special at the tan salon today-- buy a full body spray tan, get a free air-brushed wizard painting!'

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Our visit to the flan factory.

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Trucker's tan?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Bake off: Flan B

Revenge had come.

Sun Worshipers

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Sunblock

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'Medium well, please.'

Gym/Tan/Donut

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

'For having no natural enemies we sure are not liked too much.'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

"High time!"

Sun Umbrella

'Did you just curdle?'

Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!

Tanning Machine on the beach