Tan Lovers Gifts

"ooo - 'Get that natural autumn look all summer long'."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

"Herb's from Texas."

'Trucker's tan?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Revenge had come.

'I love us when we're tan.'

Tyrannosaurus Tex

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Sun Worshipers

Sunblock

'You're new here, aren't you?'

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

'Medium well, please.'

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

Gym/Tan/Donut

Flamenco

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

"Rare, medium or well done?"

"High time!"

Sun Umbrella

'Did you just curdle?'

'Stan, you are assistant bank manager now, no more sunning yourself during lunch.'

Lovely tan-lines George, lovely!