Tangent Lover Gifts

'But I digress...'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

Bashful in Nashville

'Trucker's tan?'

"Herb's from Texas."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

Scot holding a heart.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'You're new here, aren't you?'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

Stable boys and Scottsman

'The fact that you like Tang really doesn't qualify you to be an astronaut.'

Poet Joyce Kilmer is struck with inspiration for his poem "trees".

Flamenco

Gym/Tan/Donut

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

'Do you want it set for light, medium or butterball?'

December: Neglect of the garden now will mean hard work next season - so keep at it.

Tentacle attacking diver.

Tanning Machine on the beach

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

'Sorry, no roles for you yet, Madam Caterpillar,'

Quicksand.

"You really need some sun."

'... And we'll also sue for loss of your tan.'

Safe Sunbathing: 'And you're sure there's no risk at all?'