Texas Lover Gifts

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

American cowboy

"Herb's from Texas."

Cowboy reads book: 'The Joy of Tex'.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Cowboy

Wifi in Hell

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

Cowboy

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'I hate reruns.'

Flamenco

I'd rather be drinking Hurricanes in New Orleans

"Giddyup."

Steeroids

Elizabeth I

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

"Would you like to sample something from the nacho cart?"

Quicksand.

Two clowns shoot out a duel in a Western - One has a gun that says 'Bang!', the other has a gun that says 'Ouch!'

"Texas style? Again?"

Shop Local

"You're kidding! I thought it was one-bandolier Friday."

Welcome to Texas...caution: BBQ smoke maybe on roads next 1250 miles.

Some of your spray tan came off in the pool.

"For some odd reason, finding some more faults makes me love L.A. even more."

Here comes that guy who discovered some new land called "Texas."

Edith Piaf

"Suddenly, this whole cowboy thing seems like some kind of sad, empty charade."

The Innumerate Seven