Southwest Lover Gifts

"He's my cousin from Arizona."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Wifi in Hell

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Herb's from Texas."

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

Cowboy

'I hate reruns.'

"Giddyup."

Yay! A swing! - 'Cool.' - 'Uncool.' -

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

'What's the night life-like?

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

Fizz Wipples All-Stars (Except for the second trumpet and the drummer).

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

Giraffe swing

'One large cup of coffee, no cream, no sugar, and one oat bagel, plain, for ol' Comet here.'

Two clowns shoot out a duel in a Western - One has a gun that says 'Bang!', the other has a gun that says 'Ouch!'

OK Yah!

Cowboy with a 'Friends of the 'earp' T-shirt

Sandy Eggo.

Cowboy reads book: 'The Joy of Tex'.

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

Shop Local

"How long did you live in Santa Fe?"

"Alright, if Outlaw A is 6 foot 2, 220 punds and Outlaw B is 6 foot 4, 245 pounds, is Town C in fact big enough for the both of em?"

"You're kidding! I thought it was one-bandolier Friday."