Western Life Lover Gifts

I love my new heated saddle.

"It's so hot. Wonder if we can get the Big Dipper to pour some water out on us."

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"They're comfortable."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Farmers' Warnings.

"Herb's from Texas."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Cow and Milk

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

"Billy the kiddy!"

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

Cowboy

Horse Clean-up

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Ronald Reagan

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

Life is simpler in the sticks.

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

The Scenic Route

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"I can remember when this was all farmland."

It was an impulse buy.