Western Lifestyle Admirer Gifts

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Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"They're comfortable."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Dawing your Cellphone

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

"Herb's from Texas."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."