Western Lifestyle Fan Gifts

"Herb's from Texas."

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"They're comfortable."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

'So you have to ask yourself: do you feel lucky?...well do you, monk?'

Cattlemans Saloon.

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

"Help! It's a sprawling epic!"

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'I hate reruns.'

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

"I don't know...to me it seems like a cry for help."

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

Gunswinger

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

No caption. (A cowboy heads toward the swinging doors of a saloon as a cat goes toward a smaller version of the same entrance).

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

'They had a lot more authority on horses, don't you think? It's hard to take them seriously on those things.'

"I reckon we've never met, but maybe you recognize my brother from last year's cattle drive!"