Western Lifestyle Fan T-Shirts

"Herb's from Texas."

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"They're comfortable."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

"Help! It's a sprawling epic!"

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

Cattlemans Saloon.

Cowboy in Old West boasts of having shot a guy for ending a sentence in a preposition.

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'I hate reruns.'

"This is the main house, plus there's a cottage on the property where your Lyft driver would live."

Gunswinger

"I don't know...to me it seems like a cry for help."

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

'You're going to have to stay confined to the bunkhouse for a week.'

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."