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A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Billy. The Kid.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Dawing your Cellphone

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

"Uh-oh it's happening aain, the feeling I'm being triggered...."

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'I always thought a dogfight was a lot of snarling and walking around stiff-legged.'

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.