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"It's so hot. Wonder if we can get the Big Dipper to pour some water out on us."

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"They're comfortable."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Opera Singer Looking Out of Place Sitting On The Bar Piano

Farmers' Warnings.

"Herb's from Texas."

Cow and Milk

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"Billy the kiddy!"

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

'Man! I wish I'd finished college.'

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

At a silent moment - I don't know Slim, it's quiet.. a little too quiet.

"For centuries scientists have wanted to develop a method to help ants feel like cowboys. Today that quest is at an end."

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

"He's gone from the most-wanted list to someone the authorities would like to talk to."

Cowboy

The Scenic Route

Ronald Reagan

Horse Clean-up

"I can remember when this was all farmland."

It was an impulse buy.

'I hate reruns.'

"He was right, you know - a queen can move as many spaces as she likes."