Texas Lovers Gifts

"I'm a Texas Ranger."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

"Herb's from Texas."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Cowboy

Texas Dashboard Organizer

Minnesota Weather.

Steeroids

'Ah! This is the Texas I remember!'

"Would you like to sample something from the nacho cart?"

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

Statue of Liberty holding energy saving light bulb.

Cowboy reads book: 'The Joy of Tex'.

"Texas style? Again?"

Willie Nelson's 80th Birthday.

Welcome to Texas...caution: BBQ smoke maybe on roads next 1250 miles.

Edith Piaf

Rodeo

Some of your spray tan came off in the pool.

Here comes that guy who discovered some new land called "Texas."

Texas longhorn sees wind turbine that resembles its long horns

'Twinhawk was a mean, bloodthirsty town'

American cowboy

"ooo - 'Get that natural autumn look all summer long'."

"He loved Vegas."

Cowboy

"I'm from Staten Island."

Two worms are looking at a large apple in a garbage pile - 'That's the 'big apple' son... if you can make it there, you'll make it anywhere!'

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us."

Starfish hitchhikes to the Lone Star State