Texas Lovers T-Shirts

"I'm a Texas Ranger."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Herb's from Texas."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Cowboy

Texas Dashboard Organizer

Minnesota Weather.

Steeroids

'Ah! This is the Texas I remember!'

"Would you like to sample something from the nacho cart?"

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

Statue of Liberty holding energy saving light bulb.

"Texas style? Again?"

Cowboy reads book: 'The Joy of Tex'.

Welcome to Texas...caution: BBQ smoke maybe on roads next 1250 miles.

Some of your spray tan came off in the pool.

'Twinhawk was a mean, bloodthirsty town'

Texas longhorn sees wind turbine that resembles its long horns

Rodeo

American cowboy

"ooo - 'Get that natural autumn look all summer long'."

Starfish hitchhikes to the Lone Star State

"He loved Vegas."

Cowboy

"I'm from Staten Island."

Two worms are looking at a large apple in a garbage pile - 'That's the 'big apple' son... if you can make it there, you'll make it anywhere!'

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us."