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Starfish hitchhikes to the Lone Star State

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"Herb's from Texas."

Recalculating

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Filling up.

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Texas Dashboard Organizer

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

Steeroids

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

Road sign reads; 'Welcome to First Impression. Lasting Impression Next 3 Exits.'

Letting Go

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

'Why, 'Dr. Suez' of course!'

Toll House Cookies Ahead.

"Hang on, kid!"

Cowboy reads book: 'The Joy of Tex'.

"Texas style? Again?"

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'

Man in car.