Texas Journey Lover Gifts

Starfish hitchhikes to the Lone Star State

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"Herb's from Texas."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Recalculating

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Filling up.

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

You will go on a trip.

Steeroids

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

Road sign reads; 'Welcome to First Impression. Lasting Impression Next 3 Exits.'

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

Letting Go

Toll House Cookies Ahead.

"My mother wants you to make a restroom stop."

It's more about the journey for me!

'Why, 'Dr. Suez' of course!'

"Hang on, kid!"

Cowboy reads book: 'The Joy of Tex'.

"Texas style? Again?"

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'

Here comes that guy who discovered some new land called "Texas."