Texas Enthusiast T-Shirts

Texas Dashboard Organizer

"Texas style? Again?"

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

'Call that a BIG BANG, eh God..? Why, back home in Texas...'

Steeroids

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Herb's from Texas."

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Cowboy

You're my Statue of Liberty

'Nothing really happened in Vegas, but my money stayed there.'

Too Much?

'Ah! This is the Texas I remember!'

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

"Gregorio, are you sure we're not rushing into things?"

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

Oil Price

Cowboy reads book: 'The Joy of Tex'.

'They've got $5 tables everywhere here. Where do you feel the luckiest?'

Welcome to Texas...caution: BBQ smoke maybe on roads next 1250 miles.

In his later years, Sam Houston's poor recollection doomed his memoirs.

'Cocktails? Cocktails?'

Texas longhorn sees wind turbine that resembles its long horns

A couple of south-texas ranchers over light, and hold the boots.'

"I'm a Texas Ranger."

"Yeah, it's all grown locally. Just not locally around here."

American cowboy

Cowboy

Orange America

American Eagle inflates the White House using a Pump

Protestor holding sign reading 'Gravitate Locally'.