Texas Trivia Lover T-Shirts

'Let's see.. Amarillo? Armadillo? Alamosa? Albuquerque -- don't tell me now, I've almost got it....'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Useless information"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Dreams I have had...

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Trivia/Great Literature.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

The Month of July

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

Albert Einstein and book

'Alsace-Lorraine - What did YOU get for Christmas?'

Baldness Facts

Cowboy

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

Steeroids

"And your Specialist Subject is 'Randomly Shouting Out Guesses to Questions You Know Nothing About'..."

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

Academic Jeopardy - "Reality divided by two gives us this truth."

"Did you know mice teeth never stop growing? You do now."

'How can I enjoy 'Jeopardy' when she keeps blurting out the answers?'

Funky Facts:Schools.

Pub Quiz - Haven't you all got homes to go to ?