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Welcome to Texas...caution: BBQ smoke maybe on roads next 1250 miles.

"He's from Texas."

The Republican Elephant wears cowboy boots.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Cowboy

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Herb's from Texas."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

"I know your mother."

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Just a trim for me thanks.'

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"Careful, Len. You'll spook the herd."