Texas Aficionado Prints

'Sorry, pardner...your vehicle doesn't meet the size requirement for our state!'

Welcome to Texas...caution: BBQ smoke maybe on roads next 1250 miles.

"He's from Texas."

The Republican Elephant wears cowboy boots.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Cowboy

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Herb's from Texas."

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Cowboy:'DRAW!' - Two Cowboys about to fight it out using their Pencils and Paper pads.

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

"I know your mother."

"Bad weather, bugs, snakes, hostile Indians, rustlers, … these are some of the things you may encounter on your outward bound experience."

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

A history of "high" fashion for old guys.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Did you want me, boss?'